1. swiftingthrough:

    cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

    (via refridgerator)

     

  2. ryan-the-riot:

    My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

    (via dnr5057)

     
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  6. did-you-kno:

    In 1880, the Queen of Thailand drowned even though her subjects were present at the time. Her subjects were forbidden to touch the queen.

    Source

     
  7. thehavensgrey:

    This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

    (via beautyisinthesimplicity)

     
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  9. herowantedme:

    S4 E16 A - He doesn’t recognize his name in standard English.

    (via the-walking-dead-amc)

     
  10. unfelt-feelings:

    fatandfabulousmermaid:

    stonewhite:

    gogetthatbody:

    k-lionheart:

    themaidenofthetree:

    I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

    This is groundbreaking

    this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.

    I have goosebumps

    because were all trying to heal the child that was broken

    Tears

    (via stevebuckaye)

     

  11. counterpunches:

    hetagarnet:

    qichi:

    linguisticsyall:

    Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

    #what #for real

    I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

     

    (via plz-save-me-from-the-monsters)

     
  12. lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami, via plz-save-me-from-the-monsters)

     
  13. I remember when Norman had to give me a piggy-back ride, every single take would be like “Oh God!”

    That line where he’s like “you’re heavier than you look” …I don’t think that’s in the script.

    (Source: jessepankman, via winterdixons)

     
  14. gazzymouse:

    too-cool-for-facebook:

    crankystalfos:

    jackiemakescomics:

    captaintsundere:

    authormichals:

    Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

    Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

    Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

    THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

    (Source: bisexualethanhunt, via plz-save-me-from-the-monsters)

     

  15. rexuality:

    I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

    (via this--too--shall--pass)